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Seperated at Birth on Planet Klingon?

This is a police sketch of the Toe Sucker. You know that weird sick bastard (can we say that on the blog?) going around town raping women and suckin' on their feet.
Wait a second, PC has to hurl.
Sorry.

Is he related to this guy?
Look.

They have the same forehead and their eyes look pretty much the same.
Anyone with information on this possible link, please contact Philly Confidential. We will accept collect calls from Klingon Country.

Comments (1060)

Gtown_Teach:

When did Worf lose all his honor and start sucking toes? "If memory serves," Worf was all about self-flagulation(?)

simone:

I think it was after Y2K.

Gtown_teach:

Say it ain't so! Worf had all of those follow-up, feature Star Trek movies. He should have had a decent amount of bank left over from those!

kate:

This is in seriously bad taste. Let's not go around calling this perp the "Toe Sucker" or poking fun at an ongoing police investigation.

david:

Well, there goes calling him the "Tawdry Toe Bandit." You ruined my week, Kate!

Anonymous:

This post is in bad taste. Do you think it's funny that five women have been raped and assaulted by this guy?

Laura:

We think he looks like E.T. - always keeping my eyes open for E.T. on my walk home!

david:

The truth is -- and the police hate to talk about it -- but lawn gnomes are out of control. They're getting involved with crack-addicted Smurfs at an early age and turning to a life of crime and tomfoolery. Sad.

Gtown_teach:

Speaking of Smurfs. How come there was only one lady Smurf for all of those guy smurfs? I don't blame the Smurfs for thier life-choices. Where was momma Smurf when the school called home because Hefty Smurf was truant for 10 days in a row, and AOR?

david:

I believe Mama Smurf said she couldn't possibly be expected to keep tabs on Hefty all the time. He was Hefty, after all. And Papa was a rolling stone ...

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