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Bank Robbers, Take Note

File this one under "Crime stories I'll never get to write in Philly."

A pair of Georgia teens waltzed into a Bank of America on Tuesday, armed with sharp shades and enough intelligence to outwit Paris Hilton in an impromptu game of "Hangman." Cobb County police say the young ladies walked up to a bank teller, handed over a demand note and giggled while they received an unknown amount of cash.


Unfortunately, the future honor students were caught on tape -- evidently, their history class hasn't yet covered the advent of video cameras -- and cops have been flooded with tips about the girls from residents living in the most conservative county in America. (Honest, it is. Says so on answers.com. And if it's on the Internet, well, it has to be true.)

The most striking part of this daring daylight heist, though, is that the robbers already have a lot of loot. "The thing that's abnormal about this, is not that they are (or may be) teenagers," said Cobb County police spokesman Wayne Delk. "But because they appear to be affluent young females robbing a bank. It just kind of stands out a bit more than the average bank robbery."

That's right: they did this just 'cause they could. Give 'em the chair.


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Gtown_teach:

Maybe they were trying to immitate that shameful movie "Taxi" when they dreamed this gig up. Nothing worse than Queen Latifa, and What's his name from SNL to pursue a bunch of wanna-be-models-turned-bank -robbers. You're right.. give 'em the chair.

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We should organize a march!

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I'll organize the march, only if 5,000 people show up.

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I'll bring the casket.

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These gals got caught! and they had two accomplices

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You should be more Fair and Balanced, such as myself. I Report, You Decide.

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