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iMazing

It's true: some pictures really are worth a thousand words. This gem of a shot, though, is probably worth about 599 bucks -- you know, the price of a new Apple iPhone.

Yeah, I know -- by the time this post hits our beloved blog, the whole Mayor Street camping out for an iPhone story will be four days old, which is painfully ancient by today's high speed standards.

But hang on, you high speed demons -- Street's Ranstead Street campout deserves a second look. On the surface, there was some comedic value (again, I refer to the picture to the left). We all got a chuckle out of seeing our mayor embrace the spirit of Dress Down Friday, decked out in a ballcap, his New Balance sneaks and a windbreaker, setting up shop next to a Dumpster for 14 hours. His fellow campers were funny, too: the guy in his late 70s who professed to love gadgets, even though he didn't know how to use them; the college kid who sat on a suitcase full of Cheez-Its for a day and a half.

The story I wrote for Saturday's Daily News reflected the absurdity of the spectacle, as well as the technological and generational gaps: old people thought Street was loafing because he wasn't in an office, while the iPod generation thought it was cool that the guy with the crazy Gene Wilder hair was going over city policy on his Blackberry.

And, well, fine. Here's the trouble: while technological wonders do make it possible for our mayor to do his job from just about anywhere, this whole episode was pointless, and Street's daylong tantrum made him -- and the city -- look bad, particulary this exchange with the Inky's Monica Yant Kinney, which ran in her Sunday column:

"The city's in crisis and you're sitting here buying an iPhone?"

Street: "I'm taking care of city business. I'm fully and completely on duty."

Reporters and random passersby: But Mayor, shouldn't you be comforting families hit by homicide? There are hundreds of them to choose from, after all.

Street: "Mayors do not go to shootings."

Eventually, Street got fed up with the suggestions that the mayor of the nation's sixth-largest city should have something better to do than check e-mail al fresco while waiting for a new big-boy toy.

He planned to have a $45,000-a-year city aide keep his spot in line. But then he changed his mind and assigned a police officer to do it instead.

A cop as seat-warmer?

We roast Sylvester Johnson frequently for his cliches, his fumbling speeches and his head-in-the-sand demeanor. But I'll say this much for the commish: he does show up at shootings, and he does interact with victims' families. He puts himself out there to crime-weary residents and says, at the very least, I'm here with you. But the mayor? Go to shootings? Visit grieving families? Bah!

As Street freely admitted, he could have had any number of people wait in line to buy him his new iPhone -- even a cop. And when asked to choose between visiting a retail store or visiting one of those homicide scenes that always seem to pop up in the news, our mayor picked the store.

You don't need an iPhone to get the message he was trying to send.

Comments (358)

Gtown_teach:

I totally disagree with that. This is a man that is utterly done with governing this city. He knows he's out the door, and he just doesn't seem to care too much about his image. I don't know what exactly Street's going to go for in his political future, but this isn't making him look too promising. Like most politicians, he knows no one will do anything about his slack-happy attitude, because there's never any real outrage towards our supposed AA leaders. I hate pulling race into this, but let's face it. He's chillin' on the corner, and doesn't give a rat's ass about anything other than his new toy.

John Q:

Look, Street is an idiot, we all know that. But mayors don't go to every killing in their city anywhere. Bloomberg, Daly? A cheap shot, he deserves it, but you are pulling an issue out of thin air on this one. This is a "hamburger helper" article, all filler.

david:

First of all, the Hamburger Helper reference was hilarious. Well played, John Q.

The fact that we have a mayor who embraces new technologies is certainly a plus, as evidenced by his support for making the city a wireless hub.

But it's one thing to endorse modernizing the city, and another thing entirely to sit on a street corner for 10 to 14 hours for a new personal toy. Apple doesn't need any help selling these phones, either, so I don't buy that Street was doing anyone a public service by sitting there and extolling the virtues of modern handheld devices.

The point is, John Street is the face of our city, a city that is recognized nationally as a leader in homicides and gun violence -- at a time when we're trying to convince people that this is a good place to move to and invest in.

It looks bad, then, that a day after the city marked the 200th homicide of the year, our mayor stood in line ALL DAY LONG to buy himself a present.

Street is a savvy pol who has worked in this city for a long, long time, and I'm sure he knew that his campout would draw plenty of attention -- and that most of would be negative.

John Q brought up Mayors Daly and Bloomberg. Can anyone imagine either one of those guys arguing on camera with citizens who expected more of them? Can anyone imagine Bloomberg shrugging off homicide victims and insisting that his phone purchase was more important?

Look, this was probably one of the most venial sins that Street has committed in office. But he knew better, and still opted to piss his citizens off and make a fool of himself in the process. I think we deserve slightly more from a mayor.

partner in crime:

The joys of having a blog.
Cheap shots, random thoughts, and 4-day news stories are fair game.
That said, the most shocking point of this post is Dave's new found love for Sly.

david:

I kinda surprised myself on the positive Sly comments, too.

Corliss:

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