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Detective Happy Hands

Another reason to check out tomorrow's Daily News: our beloved police sources came through with a story that will no doubt be making the rounds on the late news tonight -- a woman walked into Northeast Detectives earlier this week to file a threat complaint, and wound up getting fondled, licked and photographed by a detective who was simply supposed to interview her.

The detective has already been taken off the street and forced to hand over his police-issued handgun. Making a bad situation even worse: the woman claimed that she was menstruating during this tawdry interview, and members of the police Crime Scene Unit indeed found blood in the interview room.

Suffice to say, this one ain't going away for a while. Stay tuned for more.


Comments (3)

simone:

wow.
you are a bloggin' machine once more.

Wide stance - like my shoes?:

Yo David, you go into the witness protection program or what, where you at?

John Q.:

Simone: please check your schoolbag, I think David is hiding in it, seperation anxiety?

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