So maybe you've heard that Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together again and getting married.
(I hadn't heard that myself, but then I've been locked in the Beverly Hilton for two and a half weeks. I'm just hoping I'm still married.)
But I digress.
Anderson's here for the very last network press conference of the Television Critics Association's summer meetings, where Fox hopes she'll be able to explain why her sitcom, "Stacked," is coming back for a second season, and the first question is about whether or not she and Tommy Lee are together again.
"Absolutely not," Anderson says firmly. "There's no truth to that at all."
The reports, she suggested, were just an attempt to "get him a little press for his show," which I take to mean NBC's summer "reality" show, "Tommy Lee Goes to College."
She hasn't seen her ex's show, in which the Motley Crue drummer enrolls at the University of Nebraska, but she's clearly wishing him well.
Even if she can't endorse the show, "I'm endorsing him."
"Which has been a problem in the past," she admitted.