"Suds in the Bucket"? Did I mention I'm also country-challenged?

Simon is, too. He doesn't even have a quaint story about being trapped at some dreadful rodeo with a singing clown, he's so appalled.

And yet, judging from the signs, they even like her in Oregon. (More and more, "American Idol's" studio audience looks as well-orchestrated as the floor of a major political convention.)