Martin Scorsese looks sad even before they announce he's won the Globe for directing "The Departed."

He tries to speed-talk his acceptance, but I'm not sure why, since directing's a big one. All I hear is mostly a blur of names.

Sacha Baron Cohen looks considerably more cheerful as he accepts an acting award for "Borat," then manages to work "anus" and "testicles" into his speech, which he didn't seem in any particular hurry to finish, ending, "Thank you for every American who has not sued me so far."