Tori Spelling, innkeeper.

If that sounded a little unbelievable when Oxygen first announced plans for a "reality" series about Spelling and husband Dean McDermott sinking her inheritance into a bed-and-breakfast, it didn't sound any less so today, as the pair talked about "Tori & Dean Inn Love."

The couple, who conceived the idea while staying in a B&B during a film shoot -- "it smelled of pee," noted McDermott -- may not be quite as hands-on as some of their competitors.

Though McDermott promises to be up for breakfast, Spelling's promising nothing.

"I'm more into happy hours and hors d'oeuvres," she said.

Plus, "I'm not cleaning toilets."

Whether or not she's making beds is still unclear -- McDermott's talking housecleaning help coming in twice a week, but you'd think guests would expect more regular service, right?

Right now, the couple's getting ready to close on an inn somewhere in the wine country near Temecula, Calif., into which they're planning to sink what Oxygen's describing as Spelling's $800,000 inheritance (she indicated the total might be a bit smaller, after all was said and done).

And they're ignoring the "reality" show jinx that's separated so many couples before them. "We'll be the exception," promised McDermott.

"I want to be the new Trump. Trumpess," declared Spelling, no doubt forgetting that the Donald's on his third marriage.

The show's scheduled to debut March 21, which is about when Spelling and McDermott's child is also expected to put in an appearance.

"B&B's were good for us, because we conceived," she said, officially crossing the line into Too Much Information and endearing herself to every blogger in the room.

For the record, this is, according to Spelling, her first "reality" show, not her second, VH1's "So NoTORIous" having been a scripted series, after all.

And of course she was asked about the infamous rift with her mother, Candy, widow of Aaron Spelling.

And of course she had nothing much to say about it.

"You probably know as best as I do," she said. "I wish things were different."