Meet Philly's Sexiest Candidate
If you saw the cover of today's Daily News, you saw the words "Bob Brady" and "Sexy Singles" dangerously close to each other. If I can just modify the Jenice Armstrong's call out for the sexy singles a little bit:
How do you like 'em, ladies? Educated and intellectual? Or brawny and a little rough around the edges? Or do you do you just want your man candidate to be fiiiiiiine?
Robert Brady
Age: A gentleman never tells
Job: United States Congressman
Neighborhood: Overbrook
Marital status: Married
Number of children: More than zero
Nominated by: Teamsters, Carpenters, Operating Engineers, Plumbers, Marty Weinberg, Vince Fumo, William Penn...
Claim to fame: Can bench-press all of the other candidates.
Back in the day: Knew how to "spin the s**t"
Looking for: Curtains for my new office in City Hall
Lusts for: Some Pop's "wooder" ice
Movie title that best describes his life this year: "What About Bob?"
Secret dream: To be an extreme wrestler. "I've just watched it since I was little."
E-mail: info@bradyformayor.com.
Clothing provided by: Torre, Big and Tall.
As you can tell, my photo editing skills are limited to Microsoft Paint. Your comments on Brady as a candidate and as a mayor are welcome.
UPDATE: For serious, thoughtful discussion about Brady as a candidate/mayor, I recommend the good folks over at Young Philly Politics , which has posts on the subject here, here and here. As you can see, some folks actually want to know what a candidate stands for and what kind of policies he would try to enact, rather than just go on other people's word that he's a "leader."
Crime isn't your issue? Or your ONLY issue?