It's 11:19 and Dan Rather's finally made it to your TV screen (assuming you're tuned to Comedy Central).
Stewart and he have worked out a routine where Dan avoids his famous Rather-isms and Stewart expresses disappointment.
Finally, he offers up a few clearly scripted ones, including, "If you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the Hollandaise."
OK, maybe Dan shouldn't quit his day job, which Comedy Central obligingly identifies as "global correspondent, HDNet."
Rather, for those of you who actually have HDNet, premieres there Nov. 14 with "Dan Rather Reports."