Global Cooling
Gotta love a show where celebs show up soused and moon the audience, as Jack Nicholson did when he won a Golden Globe, his fifth, in 1999. Due to the Writer's Guild of America strike, Wacky Jack and fellow members of the Screen Actors Guild will not be crossing the picket line on Sunday when the Golden Globes (GGs) ceremony was scheduled for broadcast on NBC. Instead, no red carpet will be rolled out. Winners will be announced at a downsized "news conference."
Does this global cooling, the scaling-back of the movie industry's most-superfluous kudos-fest -- an award conferred by 90 or so underemployed entertainment journalists -- matter much in the scheme of things? The awards frenzy was best summed up by Woody Allen's Alvy Singer in Annie Hall: "Awards! All they do is give out awards! 'Greatest fascist dictator: Adolf Hitler.' "
As I see it:
1) Hollywood producers -- the people the Writer's Guild are striking against -- will get a little less free publicity for their product, as the GGs are useful to them in its promotion of nominated movies.
2) The fashion and beauty industries, which have for all intents and purposes hijacked the event, will not have human billboards for their products.
3) Nominated actors and actresses will get less face time at the decisive moment that Academy viewers are making out their Oscar ballots.
4) The television audience will be deprived of the goofiest, most self-congratulatory and entertaining spectacle of swag season, that statuette-silly period that begins in December and continues through the Oscars. For much as I love to hate the GGs, I have a grudging admiration for this unscripted affair where the champagne, and the fun, freely flow.
If the GGs have any significance apart from entertainment, it's as a triage system for Academy members. If you belong to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, you have 200 or so "academy screeners" in your den, DVDs of awards-eligible films you haven't yet seen. A GG winner is likely to be shuffled to the top of the stack.
When it comes to the GGs, are you a lover, hater, indifferent?
Do you have a beloved GGs moment?
I split my sides when producer Dick Clark trained the camera on legendary actress Sylvia Sidney as she contemplated her plate of heavily-garnished Chateaubriand. "I used to have a hat that looked like this," she cracked.
As Hillary Clinton faces the full-court press this primary season, I am reminded of Joan Allen in The Contender (pictured), where a U.S. Senator (D. - Ohio) stands firm against defamers who fear a female vice-president.

