Ok, you can't miss this. U.S. Senator Arlen Specter has a stand-up comedy routine, and I'm afraid to say that he gets a little raunchy in it. A sample joke, the target is his friend Bob Dole.
I called him last july 22nd on his 84th birthday and I said, 'Bob, congratualtions how do you feel?'And he said, 'Arlen I feel like a teenager. But the problem is I can't find one.'
And he said, 'I just came down for breakfast and I said to elizabeth I just shaved and I feel 10 years younger. And Elizabeth frowned and said, 'why didn't you shave last night?'
Here's another one. He's talking about Moses and the 10 Commandments.
"For example when he came down from Mt. Sinai, he said there's good news and bad news. We got the number down to 10, but adultery is still there."
Lord preserve us. You can watch it yourself on Philly.com here.
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