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February 3, 2008

Super Bowl Ads: Countdown to Lunacy

I've still got to go out to the Stop and Shop and get my nacho ingredients and a bunch of chicken wings. My wife's going to make her special nachos. Oh, and I have to get some beer, too. I have to be on the same wavelength as everybody else. My friend was there at 8:30 this morning (amateur chef, needed leeks for his chicken stock, doesn't even know who's playing today): "Man, the whole store was full of *dudes*!" They had the fruit section all set up like a living room, stacked to the ceiling with bags of chips. Nutrition goes out the window today.

Super Bowl Ads: Ground Rules

I'm not writing about the sports coverage, even though that excruciating John Madden imitator
(how low is that for a career choice?) makes it hard. Nope, like it says, this is about the Super Bowl Ads. Now, I do have a buck or two on the Giants, with the points, and $10 that the first coach's challenge will result in the overturning of the penalty, and a couple of other bets like that. So I may not be able to hold back all the time. But still, ads, ads, ads.

Super Bowl Ads: Philadelphia Gets to the Game

Oh, wait, this Declaration of Independece thing isn't an ad, or is it? Well, it can never hurt to recite The Declaration of Independence, I guess, and Independence Hall looks nice. Maybe we should replace the Constitution with the NFL Charter, or the Fox articles of incorporation.

Super Bowl Ads: Food Rules

The smell of the nacho goop (Old El Paso taco mix, is there any other?) is wafting from the kitchen. The guacamole (Concord Foods mix, and two really nice avocados from a bodega we went by in Brooklyn yesterday) is steeping in the fridge. The Sierra Nevada Early Spring Beer is next to it. Doubt any of those brands will be in the ads, but maybe they'll send me some samples. Funny, how the United States' modern organic holiday (more chow today than any other day of the year but Thanksgiving) revolves around Mexican food.

Super Bowl Ads: MacBook Air

Did you say "wow" when they opened that skinny thing? I want one now. (I'm going to give quick letter grades to the commercials as they go by. And, because I have TiVo and never look at ads, I'll probably be real impressed with some you've seen a few hundred times. The grades will probably be inflated, too, since this is my first HD Supe -- on my new Samsung. It sure looks nice. Go out and get one.) B

Super Bowl Ads: Betting Line

It just went from Giants +12.5 to +13. Call your bookies. Just the ads, I promise. But the whole thing just has so many exciting components, and how about that Jordin Sparks?

Super Bowl Ads: Give me luxury or give me death!

Fire-breathing Bud Light: Lame. D
Audi: Old Luxury. Beautiful and Surprising. May your first child be a masculine child and not be stuck in some stinkin' Mercedes. That chateau looks like Joe Buck's house. B+

Super Bowl Ads: Wake Up People

Pepsi Max: What is Love? Don't Hurt Me! I *love* that song! And I love comb-overs. Worth a lot of giggles. Makes me completely forget the Uh-Huh Girls. A-.
Sales Genie: Cheesy. If you're only gonna do one ad, it better be better than this. C-

Super Bowl Ads: "Dude, that's some serious cheese."


Bud Light guys sneaking their swill into the classy party. Now, this one was really cheesy, and funny enough. B
UnderArmour: It's great when an ad has super giant production values, but what are they selling? B- (for now).

Super Bowl Ads: Oh No, Mr. Bill!

Bridgestone Tires: I *love* animal ads. It's early, but this may be the best one that this Super Bowl offers. Can it get any better? You could just feel the horror in that little green bug's heart. And my heart went out to that poor little squirrel. Thank goodness he's still eating the acorn.
A+

Super Bowl Ads: Crocodile Tears

I don't care who uses your product, but if it's some hateful New York Yankee like Derek Jeter, I know I won't be copying the behavior. Take your GatorAde and dump it on the coach's head. D.

Super Bowl Ads: Go, Daddy!

You know that the ads have ads? Go, Daddy had me clicking to their website yesterday looking for Danica Patrick to take off her jacket. But it wasn't happening. Now, 8 million American men are dumping the football game, not to check out this rocking blog, but to go to GoDaddy.com and look at the continuation of the ad. Good use of 30 seconds and $1.4 million.
(But not the greatest commercial). C

Super Bowl Ads: Philadelphia Freedom

You go, Hank. Of course the Rocky theme strikes home with this Philly boy, but then everything about the rejected Budweiser Clydesdale's move to make the team was just perfect. A

Leatherheads, Wanted, whichever. Ads for movies should be good, with all the creative power and money behind them. But when you make Harry Kalas the announcer, you've got something.
No grades for movies.

Super Bowl Ads: Leapin' Lizards

What do lizards have to do with bottled water? Don't ask me, but they were fun to watch, along with Naomi Campbell. Wish I could remember the name of that water, though. B.

Super Bowl Ads: They just keep on coming.

Who can keep up with all this stuff?

Giant Fed-Ex Pigeon. Variation on a theme, done with panache, but not exactly earth-moving, despite the mayhem. B-
Foreign dudes pronouncing Bud Lite. Another variation, not so good. It's tough to compete with the ongoing stories of the Clydesdales over the years. With Hank the horse already pulling at our heartstrings in this Supe, continuations of other ongoing stories will be hard-pressed to keep up. C-
Badger in the Toyota. B-

Super Bowl Ads: Hey Peanut!

Check out the latest ad babe. She's smokin'! I'm nuts for her! Please pass the Planters. A-

Super Bowl Ads: Now I Get It

Sobe Life Water. That's what it is. I'll be sure to pick some up. Oh, wait, it comes in the environmentally destroying plastic bottle. Not a lot of life there. And where's the GEICO lizard in all that bunch? I hope Tom Petty plays a real long time because I'm free-falling into insulin shock. I haven't had a bite the whole first half! What kind of Super Bowl is that?

Super Bowl Ads: I'll Stand My Ground, Too

Petty and the Breakers: Geezers, but I love 'em.
Actually, it's a little like the game itself, low energy but pretty well-played.

Super Bowl Ads: Zantac, at the Super Bowl????

What was that? Of course, brilliant! 48 million people have heartburn *right now*!

Super Bowl Ads: *Two* ads in the Supe? That's almost $6 millon!

Nice comeback in the second half by Cars.com. Can the Giants do the same thing? Maybe they could sneak this guy in behind the Patriots bench. B+

Super Bowl Ads: Game Over! Bridgestone Wins

That cute little squirrel in the first half, Richard Simmons in the second half. Come on, you were wishing the tires would fail, and Ritchie would get knocked out of his shorts, weren't you? A

Super Bowl Ads: Uh, it's a Hyundai

You can do all you want with the greatest ads in the world, but if you're behind by four touchdowns in the third quarter, there's not a lot of hope. B-


Super Bowl Ads: Awww, Looka da Widdew Baby

E-Trade: So easy a baby could lose his shirt. This economy's enough to make anybody vomit. Different and fun. B+

Bud Lite Flying. Lame, again, like the fire breathing. D

Super Bowl Ads: Hair stuff for girls??

Well, I guess they're watching, too. What do I know? C+

And this was a very elegant ad for Coke, so nice that Charlie Brown aced out sleazy Stewie to get the bottle balloon, but Pepsi's ahead at this Super Bowl. B+

*And look at these Giants!!!!!*

Super Bowl Ads: I don't want to see sleazy politicians

See the GatorAde comments. Be careful who you choose to sell your stuff. 1) Bill Frist and James Carville made money off this Coke ad, and that's annoying. 2) Everybody knows politicians never have *any* friends. C+

Super Bowl Ads: "I Really Underestimated the Creepiness"

When you're surprised, you don't have a whole lot of time to get critical. One E-Trade baby ad: Cool. Two E-Trade baby ads: Not so hot. In fact, a little creepy. C-


Super Bowl Ads: Dump Jeter, Keep the Dog

GatorAde redeems itself with the slurpy puppy dog. I'm prejudiced both ways, but nobody doesn't like a Labrador retriever. B+

Super Bowl Ads: It's Still a Hyundai

And now you've made me mad. "We're not sure what the USA AdMeter will think of this commercial tomorrow." Who cares about USA Today when you've got the definitive goods right here? F-

Super Bowl Ads: Victoria's Secret

Oh, my goodness. I'll take 12 dozen. Double A+. Or at least a B.
(And no silly bra-size jokes here, no matter how easy they would be. I've only had two beers.)

Super Bowl Ads: Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

Who cares about these ads, anyway?

Super Bowl Ads: Astonishing Game, Some Good Commercials

Perhaps the best game ever played in the finals, and a lot of the commericals weren't so bad, either:

1) The Squirrel Is Saved. Combined with Richard Simmons avoiding doom, Bridgestone Tires emerges as a surprise winner, just like the Giants.
2) Hank the Horse Makes First Team. Another Clydesdale ad keeps the tradition going.
3) Unibrow Planter's Nut Girl. You watch how famous she's going to be.
4) Audi -- Mercedes in the bed horsehead. On second consideration, the Godfather riff moves into the Top 5.
5) Wake Up, People. Pepsi-Cola. Has my head been spun around by spending too many nights at the Roxbury?

February 18, 2008

On Why This is a Bad Idea, But I'm Doing It, Anyway

Okay, here's the deal.

Trade rumors are mother's milk this time of year. Dealing in them is a bad idea.

First, 99 44/100s of all trade rumors are unadulterated garbage. Junk. Swill. They are lies made up by agents who want their clients traded because they aren't playing or because they need to leave town quickly, if you know what I'm saying, or by general managers who want to dump overpaid talent that hasn't contributed anything of importance since the first Clinton Administration. (There is a third category--people in my business that don't have the first clue as to what a fact is. You know who you are.)

Second, the fact that so many people propagate this swill means that I have to waste valuable drinking time chasing all of these false leads down. (Me, to GM: "Are you really trading Dwight Howard for Steve Blake? I read it on (insert unreliable website name here)." GM, to me: "How did you get this number?")

Third, the picture they have of me over there is dreadful. I look like I just woke up from a nap. (Photo Department: You did some really nice pictures of me last year. I had a sports coat on and everything. Please, find them.) Come on, I don't want people linking to a site where I look like I've just finished running a mile. (Shut up! I can, too!)

But I'm told that you all like these screwy rumors, so I am going ahead with this for a few days, with a few caveats: 1) I am not going to respond to, or chase down, other people's rumors. So don't bother sending them. Which leads to 2) Everything I post here is based on what I have heard or what people I trust have told me. 3) I will happily post denials from GMs/coaches/presidents/owners about these rumors if they call or otherwise contact me. 4) If it involves the 76ers, of course I'll let you know. But if it doesn't, I'll let you know, anyway.

So, here goes.

The Sixers are getting Dwight Howard!

Kidding!

Why The Mavericks Should Send Aaron McKie Some Flowers

If Jerry Stackhouse hadn't opened up his yap, and Devean George didn't have delusions of grandeur, the Jason Kidd deal would have been done last week. But they did, and that's why the Mavericks had to substitute Keith Van Horn and Trenton Hassell for Stackhouse and George to try and make the deal work. (As of this minute, Van Horn has still not agreed to come out of limbo and play for New Jersey.)

And, yes, Aaron McKie--the former Sixers' assistant coach who became part of the Pau Gasol trade to the Lakers, because McKie, who hadn't played this season, was still on Los Angeles' books, and thus eligible to be traded--plays a part in this. That precedent helps the league look at a return to play by Van Horn--last on the Dallas team that lost the 2006 Finals to Miami--in a better light.

Here's what Joel Litvin, the NBA's Basketball Operations President and chiefest of lawyers when it comes to the league's rules, said on Saturday in New Orleans:

"We talked to (McKie) and his agent (Leon Rose), and we spoke to the Grizzlies. And we said 'hey, if this guy, who did play last year, by the way, intends to resume his career, then they can do a sign-and-trade with him.' In fact, he signed a contract, he reported to Memphis, and he's on their roster, and he's practicing with them. If someone presented a sign-and-trade with, you know, Kareem, we would say no, out of the box, because that's not legitimate. It's done on a case-by-case basis."

So, how long does Van Horn have to actually play in New Jersey? One game? One week? The rest of the season?

"I can't answer that. It's a hypothetical. It's got to be bona fide, and the player has to have an interest in resuming his career, and that certainly was the case with Aaron McKie, as has been evidenced by the subsequent events."

So, could a guy who was out of action 20 years come back if he hasn't officially retired or been waived by his old team?

"There is a circumvention in our CBA (Collective Bargaining Agreement) for this very reason...a 50-year-old player, you would say no, out of the box. Aaron McKie, think what you might, he did play last year. I know he was in Philadelphia, working as an assistant coach. We have to make these calls sometimes."

Though Litvin wouldn't talk specifically about Van Horn, it's clear the league will allow it--in some part due to McKie's case.

Our First Rumor!

The Raptors, looking for a defensive swingman to put on the Paul Pierces and Caron Butlers of the world in the playoffs, are interested in Mickael Pietrus, the Warriors' small forward who's fallen out of favor in Golden State. You may recall a certain sage advocating that the home team get in the bidding for Pietrus.

The names I've heard that Toronto is using as bait are Joey Graham and Juan Dixon. Of course, the Raptors wouldn't talk about names. That's okay; that's what we're here for. I guess.

Mr. Stefanski? A Mr. Baker on Line Two

This is sad...

(I saw this originally on Deadspin.)

I hope Vinny gets things in order. He's a good guy who's tried to please, maybe too much. I always thought things went south for him once he went to Seattle and tried to hang with Gary Payton. Big mistake. (GP and Rod Strickland are the only two guys in my era that could drink all night and have a double-double the next day with a noon tipoff. Indestructable.)

And, no, the Sixers shouldn't sign him.

It's Official..We're Pretty Sure...We Think...

Kidd to Dallas. He's flying there Tuesday morning, according to someone who would know. All Kidd wanted was one last shot while he still has something in the tank.

This sets up a titanic struggle in the west, with Dallas putting Kidd, Dirk Nowitzki and Josh Howard up against the Lakers' trio of Kobe Bryant, Andrew Bynum and Pau Gasol; the Spurs' Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker; and the Suns' Shaq-Steve Nash-Amare Stoudemire threesome. (Just a notch below: Utah's Deron Williams, Carlos Boozer and Mehmet Okur, and the Hornets' Chris Paul, David West and Tyson Chandler.)

Awaiting the survivor: Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen, or Chauncey Billups, Rip Hamilton, Rasheed Wallace and Tayshaun Prince.

I read a lot of writers gassing about how great New Orleans was, and it was, because the people could not have been nicer or tried harder all weekend, and the league couldn't have put more effort into its assistance to the still-rebuilding city. But what they're really talking about is how good the league's elite teams are this season. Yes, most of the east stinks. But there have never been more teams that have a realistic chance at winning a championship. I just named more than a quarter of the league. (And that doesn't count teams like Cleveland, Denver, Orlando and Houston that no one would want to face in the first round.)

We're back to the days when the Lakers brought the likes of Michael Cooper and Mychal Thompson off their bench, and the Celtics had a Bill Walton or a Tiny Archibald or a Scott Wedman at the end of their careers. When Detroit brought a not-yet-crazy Dennis Rodman, John Salley and Vinnie Johnson off the pine. When the elite teams weren't just good, they were deep.

UPDATE: A couple of guys with Western Conference, playoff teams--guys I really respect--have both said the same thing independent of one another--they're thrilled that Devin Harris is out of the conference. One guy said Harris gave his player--who you saw in Sunday's All-Star game--fits at the offensive end. Harris is just too quick to be believed.

UPDATE II: Here's Cuban's take.

February 19, 2008

Point of No Return

What do the Celtics do to shore themselves up for the stretch drive? Their pursuit of Sam Cassell is well-known, but Clippers owner Donald Sterling, to date, has been reluctant to buy Cassell out of the final year of his contract ($6.1 million). And the Celtics aren't going to make a trade by Thursday's deadline.

So they'll keep an eye on the Kings, who acquired point guards Anthony Johnson and Tyronn Lue last weekend in the Mike Bibby trade. Sacramento traded Bibby, in part, to give Beno Udrih every chance to show he's a lead guard. So they can't keep Udrih, Johnson and Lue on the roster. The C's hope that either Johnson or Lue is cast off by Sacramento and that they can pick one of them up.

Both Johnson and Lue have had playoff success. Johnson, you may recall, scored a career-high 40 points just two years ago in the playoffs for the Pacers in a first-round series against the Nets. Lue, you definitely recall, gave Allen Iverson fits on defense in the 2001 Finals when he played for the Lakers.

Wither the Tru Warier?

Now that Jason Kidd is a Maverick, who's the next major shoe to drop? Jermaine O'Neal? Well, the Pacers have told people that everyone on their roster except for Danny Granger is available. But O'Neal's big bucks ($21.3 million next season; $23 million in 2009-10) are prohibitive for most teams, and his injury troubles of late only make things worse. Still, it wouldn't shock if the Nets took a flier on him for, say, Vince Carter, as has been written about for weeks by reputable people.

Ron Artest? Denver, as any sentinent being knows by now, is interested. But the Kings have been insisting that emerging forward Linas Kleiza be involved in any deal, and the Nuggets have been resisting, prefering to build a package around Eduardo Najera and draft picks. There may be another western team emerging. We'll let you know as this develops.

Big D Redux

Modestly, I think this is a pretty good synopsis of what went so very wrong for Jason Kidd the first time he was in Dallas...

By the way, there is no stipulation in Keith Van Horn's deal that he has to play in New Jersey for x number of days or games, according to numerous sources that were involved in the discussions from various entities. It was very important to all parties--including, importantly, Van Horn--that his return to the NBA not be viewed as some sort of sham or travesty. So he reports, the team takes a look at him, and if he plays, he plays, and if he doesn't, he doesn't. No Get Out of Jail Free card after a month.

You cannot emphasize how important it was for this trade to go through. The alternative was an unhappy Kidd in New Jersey, in the shadow of the league's headquarters, going through the motions for another two months. While in Dallas, you'd have a young point guard in Devin Harris who was clearly aware how much no one believed in him trying to run a championship contending team in the postseason. You'd have the Mavericks' star player, Dirk Nowitzki--who advocated very strongly for this deal--wondering if Mark Cuban was all talk and no action. And can you imagine what Devean George would have had to endure?

Keith Van Horn, an eminently likeable fellow anyway, has made himself a lot of friends around the league this week.

Clutch City Wants the Warier

Told you earlier that there may be another west team besides Denver that's trying to get Ron Artest. It's the Rockets, who've been quiet so far while other contenders have loaded up. From what I understand, Rick Adelman, who had Artest the last year Adelman was in Sacramento, is okay with a reunion.

The Kings, I'm told, would want rookie point Aaron Brooks (who played college ball at relatively nearby Oregon) in any package for Artest. Quite correctly, the Rockets are saying no. Brooks has a chance to be a star; there aren't five guys in the league quicker with the ball than he is. Nuggets, as I told you earlier, are trying for Ron-Ron as well.

February 20, 2008

Mo-mentum

Judging by the e-mails I received after Tuesday's column pointing out that Billy King may have not been a colossal boob, the haters' heads are going to explode after seeing this. I guess Ed Stefanski, who would have surprised no one by bringing in his own guy to coach the team next season, is an idiot, too, right?

The Home Team

Haven't heard the Sixers involved in anything at all--not even a minor deal. No one has blown their doors off on an offer for Andre Miller, either, I'm told. It's increasingly clear that, while LeBron would love to have him in Cleveland, Miller will stay here and roll over into 2008-09, when he'll be entering the final year of his contract and he'll be even more valuable in a trade. (And it gives Lou Williams another two months to show he's ready to take over.)

Ed Stefanski is about to fly over to Europe to do some scouting, so it certainly doesn't seem like anything is imminent or even worth sticking around to haggle over the phone. (Yes, I know they have phones in Europe, but it's much easier to talk to your bosses when you can just go down the hall.) When guys leave the country, there's nothing cooking.

Sellers' Ball

We often think of the trade deadline from the contending teams' point of view. What will the Suns do to keep up with the Lakers? What will the Mavs do to keep up with the Suns?

But the decisions of the NBA's bottom-feeders will have just as much impact on the rest of this season as those of the top teams. There are good players on bad teams that the contenders want desperately to pry away for next to nothing. But the sellers almost always want the same thing: young players on their rookie contracts, expiring veteran contracts, and draft picks. Those are not in great supply on your garden variety 50-win squads.

Here are some of the teams that are being bombarded with calls, and will have to make decisions on which offer they deem best before Thursday:

Seattle: Has the veteran, defensive-oriented big man every contender wants, center/forward Kurt Thomas . He has both the disposition and the contract (final year, $8.1 million) that is perfect for a west team that will have to defend the likes of Tim Duncan and Shaq and Yao Ming in the playoffs. The Sonics more or less promised Thomas when they got him from Phoenix that they would do everything they could to re-route him to a winner by February. It's February.

Many teams have come knocking, but the Spurs and Magic are the top two at the moment. Orlando has any number of players with expiring deals (Pat Garrity, Keyon Dooling, Maurice Evans, Adonal Foyle) that it could package together for Thomas--and I'm guessing that Garrity and Foyle are the Sonics' top choices.

With Damon Stoudamire in the fold in San Antonio, Brent Barry is expendable. The combined salaries of Barry ($5.5 million), who came from Seattle four years ago, and center Francisco Elson ($3 million) are a near spot-on match for Thomas. Obviously, the Spurs don't need Elson if they're picking up Thomas.

UPDATE 10:18 p.m. Told you.

The Sonics also have ex-St. Joe's guard Delonte West on the block, and he's picked up a lot of interest. In one of the league's ironies, West is more tradeable than, say, Earl Watson, because he's perceived as being less high-maintenance than Watson, who chafes when he doesn't get consistent playing time. (When you're not a superstar in the NBA, this is how your life can change.) I hear Denver, desperate to get Iverson off the ball, is making a strong pitch. (Then again, the Nuggets are making a pitch for everybody, from Ron Artest to Mike Miller.)

Knicks: Supposedly have offered everybody, from Eddy Curry to Zach Randolph. The Four-Letter speculated about a supposed three-way deal with New York, Miami and New Jersey that would send Vince Carter to New York, Curry to Miami and Jason Williams, Ricky Davis and other spare parts to New Jersey. Riles, who normally says nothing about what Miami is doing, called that "blog b.s." this afternoon.

Pacers: If the Nets don't ultimately do a Carter-Jermaine O'Neal deal, don't know where J.O. would wind up. Haven't heard much interest in him around the league, which is understandable, given the $44 million left on his deal. But I am told that Indiana is pushing Ike Diogu hard. As I told you earlier, everyone but Danny Granger is available. One west contender I talked to this afternoon would love to get Jeff Foster loose, but the Pacers have always pulled Foster back in years past.

February 21, 2008

Tick, Tick, Tick...

This guy is usually reliable, so I am bending my rule about forwarding trade speculation from others. As to the substance of it, this is the only thing I hear: Miami and Memphis may be the other players involved. That makes sense because of the following sentence fragment: I was told by no less than six general managers during All-Star weekend that the Heat was shopping Shawn Marion around.

Yup. Marion.

My guess is that they know it will be very difficult to re-sign Marion if he doesn't opt out of his contract after this season and plays out the 2008-09 season. He has one of the toughest agents in the business, Dan Fegan, and Fegan has one goal and one goal only--to get his guys the absolute max. He usually succeeds. If Riles or Micky Arison blanches at that price tag, it would make sense for them to ask around and see what they can get for the Matrix.

If--if--it's Marion, that would certainly give LeBron James some serious help.

My guess is that Miami would wind up with Mike Miller, and Memphis would get that Jason Williams-Ricky Davis slew of expiring contracts. But what would Cleveland donate to the party? That's what's stumping me. Can't imagine Riles would be excited about Larry Hughes, for example. Drew Gooden is on a much shorter contract, though. Ilgauskas? Well, Riles does believe in power basketball, and Z is still 7-2, last time we checked.

Stay tuned. I'm on the bird for a couple of hours, but I'll get back to you before 3 p.m.

In Which They Tell Me I'm Full of It

I told you I would happily and quickly post denials and other entreaties from people questioning both my veracity and my sanity with these missives. And so I shall.

Just landed in Atlanta, where we'll be doing TNT tonight. Had a voice mail from Dan Fegan, Shawn Marion's agent, who insists that the Heat have insisted to him that Shawn is not being shopped, and that they aren't involved in this Cleveland blockbuster referenced earlier. This came straight from the top, as we say.

I have no reason to doubt either Fegan or the people at Miami's top. So I leave it there.

There are Deals..

While we wait for 3 p.m., here are a couple of deals that are about to go down:

Minnesota will send F Gerald Green, who continues to struggle to find a home, to Houston for G Kirk Snyder and a second-round pick, and Portland will try and break up its logjam at point guard by sending rookie Taurean Green to Denver for G Von Wafer.

Well, this is a Blockbuster

As the Akron Beacon-Journal first hinted at this a.m., and that the Four-Letter advanced, the Cavs, Bulls and Sonics have pulled the trigger on that big ol' three-way:

Larry Hughes and Drew Gooden to Chicago,

Ben Wallace and Joe Smith to Cleveland.

The Cavs' Ira Newble and Donyell Marshal, and Chicago's Adrian Griffin, to Seattle for Wally Szczerbiak and Delonte West.

It's the very last name that makes me like this deal a little more for Cleveland. West can be a terrific guard for them playing off of LeBron and can knock down the open jumper. He also gives them size in the backcourt. Wally World is going to shoot 53, 54 percent from the floor until he dies, and certainly will spread the floor and give LBJ more driving room.

Ben is Ben. He's still a good rebounder. But he's not the man-on-man defender that he used to be, and he's a liability on offense. Maybe the Cavs go small at the ends of games. At the least, LBJ is surrounded by more veteran guys who've gone deep into the playoffs.

Chicago blows up a team that wasn't working, and gives Joakim Noah all the minutes he wants in the middle. Hughes can score, allowing Ben Gordon to come off the bench. Seattle continues to amass expiring contracts.

The Alamo Connection

One thing is clear after all this trade action: the Spurs control the entire NBA.

The nexus of current and former San Antonio players and executives now in general manager or team president positions around the league controlled most of the action this season, dealing with each other as much as they did with other teams.

Consider Kurt Thomas, who started the season with the Suns, run by ex-Spur player Steve Kerr, now Phoenix's president. The Suns--who needed Thomas's defensive presence--sent Thomas and first-round picks in 2008 and 2010 to Seattle, which is run by former Spurs assistant general manager Sam Presti, last July for a second-round pick. (The Suns received an $8 million trade exception in the deal.) (UPDATE: Yes, this is corrected. Originally, I had Phoenix getting the 2008 and 2010 first-rounders--which would have been quite the haul for the Suns. I need to lay off the cough syrup during trade week!)

Thomas was then traded on Tuesday from Seattle to San Antonio, where Presti dealt with his former boss, Spurs GM R.C. Buford, in exchange for Brent Barry, Francisco Elson and a 2009 first-round pick.

Total haul for Seattle from former Spurs' executives for Thomas and a second-rounder: three firsts, Barry and Elson. (The Sonics now have six first-round picks in the next three years--two each season--and 13 picks overall, plus millions in cap room to build around Kevin Durant and Jeff Green.)

Then, Presti turned around and traded Wally Szczerbiak and Delonte West to Cleveland--which just happens to be run by another former Spurs player/executive, Cavs president Danny Ferry--for Donyell Marshall, Cedric Simmons, Shannon Brown and Ira Newble. (The Bulls sent Adrian Griffin to Seattle.)

Kerr, of course, also pulled the trigger on the Shaquille O'Neal trade with Miami for Shawn Marion. And the Mavericks, which acquired Jason Kidd from New Jersey this week, are coached by a former Spur, Avery Johnson. (And recall that the Spurs almost got Kidd in free agency a few years ago before he opted to re-sign with New Jersey.)

February 24, 2008

Flyers Should Think Future, Not Now

There are buyers and sellers at the trade deadline and if the Flyers were looking at Phoenix in the Western Conference they'd tell you the Coyotes are the 10th seed and they're done. They should be sellers on Tuesday.

So what makes the Flyers, who are 10th in the East, feel they shouldn't be sellers? They won't. They still think they can make the playoffs and make something happen. They always do. The Flyers are burnt toast right now. They're done. Yeah, they might make the playoffs, but I see them bowing out quickly.

Their leading scorer, Mike Richards, will miss at least 3 weeks with a torn left hamstring. Did we

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February 25, 2008

Foppa Flip Flops ... FIne With Me


So Foppa does a right foot flip flop and signs with Colorado. Good ridance, if yiou ask me. He had become a pain to deal with on a regular basis.

I like Peter as a player and a person but as a beat writer, he was a genuine nightmare to deal with every day. He became the single, biggest distraction on the Flyers last season. Instead of writing about his exploits or the club every day, the story was "will he" or "won't he" play because of his chronically-injured right foot.

Given the state of the Flyers health with so many injured bodies, adding Foppa would have been sheer folly on the Flyers part. This team will not benefit significantly from having him in its lineup unless things get turned around and there is so much to turn around, one guy won;'t make a difference.

And yes, I believe the Flyers awful state was the major reason why Foppa chose to return to Colorado where he last won a Stanley Cup.

"You probably look at the pros and cons and have it narrowed down to a few teams," said Scott Hartnell, who played with Forsberg last year with Nashville. "When push comes to shove, we have not cut it, basically."

Kimmo Timonen agreed. So did Flyers' president Peter Luukko.

"I would think that was part of his thinking process," Luukko said. "We're missing three forwards [Simon Gagne, Joffrey Lupul, Mike Richards]. We're losing games. You'd have to think that went through his mind.

"Listen, we never counted on him coming back. It would have been nice to have him but . . . we'll see what happens at the trade deadline."

The Flyers are still in the Dan Boyle sweepstakes "if" Tampa moves him. The buzz in Buffalo tonight is that d-man Brian Campbell might be on his way to Montreal. Yeah, that is surprising that the Sabres would trade within the division but ...

Prospal Returns to Flyers

Vinny Goomba Prospal returns as a FLyer. Always liked the kid when he was here some years ago. He can score, he can fly, and he's always excited. Flyers give up a 2009 conditional draft pick. That's nothing. They also give up defensive prospect Alexandre Picard, but this team is deep with young d-men, but still light on young puck movers.

Forget Dan Boyle. He re-signed with Tampa: 6-year, $40 million. With Boyle out of the picture, I don't see the Flyers making any major move for a defensman on TUESDAY by the 3 p.m. trade deadline.

February 26, 2008

Campbell Sent to Left Coast

The Great Escape from Buffalo continues ...

Fitting that Brian Campbell gets shipped off to San Jose - Montreal was in this deal to the end _ today. Campbell is a real comer on defense, a guy the Flyers would love to have.

I don't think Campbell will sign a long-term or short team deal with the Sharks. I think he will wait until the summer and look at his free agetn options. If that happens, the Flyers are a likely destinition given the Buffalo connection of Danny Briere and Marty Biron.

Great move for San Jose which remains a legit Stanley Cup contender.

Steve Bernier and a first-round pick went to the Sabres.

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I don't expect any major moves today from the Flyers because Campbell and Dan Boyle are now done and Peter Forsberg went to Colorado. I see a smaller deal coming today for another forward.

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