« Super Bowl Ads: Astonishing Game, Some Good Commercials | Main | Why The Mavericks Should Send Aaron McKie Some Flowers »

On Why This is a Bad Idea, But I'm Doing It, Anyway

Okay, here's the deal.

Trade rumors are mother's milk this time of year. Dealing in them is a bad idea.

First, 99 44/100s of all trade rumors are unadulterated garbage. Junk. Swill. They are lies made up by agents who want their clients traded because they aren't playing or because they need to leave town quickly, if you know what I'm saying, or by general managers who want to dump overpaid talent that hasn't contributed anything of importance since the first Clinton Administration. (There is a third category--people in my business that don't have the first clue as to what a fact is. You know who you are.)

Second, the fact that so many people propagate this swill means that I have to waste valuable drinking time chasing all of these false leads down. (Me, to GM: "Are you really trading Dwight Howard for Steve Blake? I read it on (insert unreliable website name here)." GM, to me: "How did you get this number?")

Third, the picture they have of me over there is dreadful. I look like I just woke up from a nap. (Photo Department: You did some really nice pictures of me last year. I had a sports coat on and everything. Please, find them.) Come on, I don't want people linking to a site where I look like I've just finished running a mile. (Shut up! I can, too!)

But I'm told that you all like these screwy rumors, so I am going ahead with this for a few days, with a few caveats: 1) I am not going to respond to, or chase down, other people's rumors. So don't bother sending them. Which leads to 2) Everything I post here is based on what I have heard or what people I trust have told me. 3) I will happily post denials from GMs/coaches/presidents/owners about these rumors if they call or otherwise contact me. 4) If it involves the 76ers, of course I'll let you know. But if it doesn't, I'll let you know, anyway.

So, here goes.

The Sixers are getting Dwight Howard!

Kidding!

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://blogs.phillynews.com/inquirer/mt-tb-trythis.cgi/5266.

Post a comment

Philly.com discussions are intended to be civil, friendly conversations. Please treat other participants with respect and in a way that you would want to be treated. You are responsible for what you say. And please, stay on topic.

These boards are monitored by Philly.com staff. We reserve the right at all times to remove any information or materials that are unlawful, threatening, abusive, libelous, defamatory, obscene, vulgar, pornographic, profane, indecent or otherwise objectionable to us in our sole discretion and to disclose any information necessary to satisfy the law, regulation, or government request. Personal attacks, especially on other board participants, are not permitted. We reserve the right to permanently block any user who violates these terms and conditions.

Copyright © 2006-2008 Philadelphia Newspapers L.L.C. All Rights Reserved.

Authors

Expect various Inquirer writers to start to show their faces -- or at least their words -- on this blog.

Mike Jensen Inquirer reporter Mike Jensen is the college basketball columnist for the Inquirer. Each year, he gives a special insight into the tournament.


Jeff McLane Inquirer reporter Jeff McLane is the beat writer for Temple. He will pick the tournament.


Tom Fitzgerald Inquirer reporter Tom Fitzgerald will blog about Hillary Clinton's Pa. visits March 10 &11.


Larry Eichel Inquirer reporter Larry Eichel will post updates on Bill Clinton's March 7 visit to Media.


Tim Panaccio Inquirer reporter Tim Panaccio will write about National Hockey League trade talk.


David Aldridge Inquirer reporter David Aldridge will live-blog the week before the NBA's trade deadline.


Peter Mucha Peter Mucha began this blog, before moving on to other writing duties.


About

This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on February 18, 2008 4:46 PM.

The previous post in this blog was Super Bowl Ads: Astonishing Game, Some Good Commercials.

The next post in this blog is Why The Mavericks Should Send Aaron McKie Some Flowers.

Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.

Powered by
Movable Type 3.35