I can't help posting this tidbit: Morgan State coach Todd Bozeman got in a huge fight over the fact that a restaurant couldn't give his team the kind of sandwiches he wanted.
Holland said an assistant coach for the Morgan State team had ordered 52 sandwiches, requesting Philly steak or chicken. Holland explained that they couldn't handle 52 Philly steak sandwiches but could put together a variety of sandwiches, and the assistant coach told him to do what he could.When Bozeman arrived to pick up the sandwiches, he was apparently angry about the selection of ham and turkey sandwiches, Holland said.
"He yelled, 'I ain't scared of you country bumpkins. I want my . . . money back!'" Holland said.
He might want to give a call to Ali G or Pat Buchanan.
UPDATE: More -- and more biting, I should say -- punchlines here.

