"Tales of "sold out" Atlantic City, part 2
Ok, so this time, when we walked up at showtime to a sold out show at the Borgata, we only got second row seats, not front row center, like we did at the "sold out" Steely Dan show. But second row at the pint sized Music Box is plenty close to hear the larger-than-life still-bringing-it Retha. At the box office, there was a little suspense, as the ticket agent said all remaining tickets were still "committed," which I guess is what they call tickets that are not sold, but kept in case someone more important than you requests them at the last minute. But then, I guess, she was able to uncommit. And once, again, at the last minute, for face value, the best seats in the house, other than where Aretha's children and grandchildren sat. But why am I letting anyone in on this? (The House of Blues does one better: At two recent shows, George Clinton and Regina Spektor, they literally just gave us free tickets at the box office when we went up to buy them a little after showtime. Refused to take any cash.) Anyway, was a sweet show, Aretha even let her 11-year-old granddaughter Victory Franklin sing Alycia Keys' No One, coming to her assistance on an off-stage mike. She seemed relaxed and in fine form, telling stories of seagulls eating her hot dog on the Boardwalk, shopping at the Pier, and bragging of her Borgata hotel room with a well-worn joke about finding a man inside her room in the morning and calling police to tell them to come get the man "tomorrow." She apparently likes to keep things sweaty, as she requested the air conditioning be turned off. She sat down at the piano and played her fine gospel rendition of Bridge Over Troubled Water, which she also did during a truly sweltering Adrian Philips ballroom performance some years back. She seems to like it here, which is ok by me. Retha, if I'd won a million, I would definitely have sent you half, like you requested.



Hey, aren't dunes supposed to be, like, round? This newly-concave dune at Dorset Avenue in Ventnor had its middle carved out by that freakishly ferocious nor'easter yesterday that pounded our house overnight, flooded the roads that usually flood and made grocery shopping an Olympic event. I'm sure that Ventnor police officer found it amusing watching me hanging on to my shopping cart in 75 mph sustained winds in the parking lot, feeling imperiled for possibly the first time since I moved to the shore, but do I get a prize for my thoughtfulness in making sure the cart got back to the cart corral? (Sent it with the wind at my back, only way to do it). Still, schools were open and people went about their usual business, barreling their SUV's through two feet of water and taking note of trees on their sides, roots exposed. As the day wore on, it became clear: this was one of those nor'easters that sneaks up on the weather people but pounds a punch way bigger than the hyped storms. As 
Er, so much for the breakthrough concept of an actual book store in Atlantic City. It wasn't a real Borders anyway, but a Borders Outlet, which went with the outlet theme of the otherwise-kickin' Walk in Atlantic City, but was a failure as far as the idea of, you can walk in here and find the book you're looking for. It was mostly oversized remainders and book products, a waste of an excellent location with an actual Starbucks across the street (We have forgiven the Starbucks for rubbing salt into our wound by selling an Atlantic City coffee cup this Christmas with the phrase "City of Pageants." Um, I believe that would be


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